...don't gossip.

 

Ok so that's unlikely. But be careful who you choose to gossip too. Do not, for example, tell somebody that their ex-girlfriend has a reputation amongst her peers as "one of the biggest slappers in Melksham", that that somebody was previously unaware of (I'm considering having a test now to make sure I haven't caught anything. I suppose I'd know by now but then I'm unsure of different symptoms of STD's).

 

Said person also tarnished my many great (yes, believe it or not) memories of Kwik Save by telling me about a woman I used to work with (incidentally, my ex's mother) chasing after a guy half her age who's married! And seriously, if you were me or Joe or anyone who worked at Kwik Save, you'd know how gross that is. What's worse is she was already in a relationship with some other chap! (who was portrayed to me as not being very nice by said ex, but is apparently a lovely bloke. Either way I pity him).

 

By now I'm glad that I ended things when I did! And although I've mentioned no names and only a select few will know who I'm talking about, I feel better for having aired their dirty laundry on t'internet. Doesn't achieve anything at all, and it's not to say I believe any of it (it's all plausible, but if I believed everything I was told then I'd probably have died of stress years ago) but it goes to show how fucked up people are. And to think, people think I'm strange for reading Bizarre!

 

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